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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Food, Inc


>watch food, inc
>feel self righteous about being vegetarian
>read food labels on food in pantry
>high fructose corn syrup
>FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About

STEVENS POINT, WI—In a no big deal that barely even took place, area factory worker and father of four Walt Koepke suffered a massive nothing to worry about late Thursday afternoon. According to sources, the 58-year-old Koepke had been shopping at a nearby grocery store when he clutched his chest, fell over, and was incapacitated by a very sudden and very painful everything will be just fine. Doctors are currently keeping Koepke under observation at Mount Sinai Hospital in case he requires another emergency quadruple sweetheart, there's no need for you to fret over such a small matter, honestly.

MARCH 2, 2010 | ISSUE 46•09